Trying to Look my Best

The Mrs and the Mr took me to have my nails done this morning. They thought it would take both of them to keep me under control. They needn't have worried, as my consultant had already feared the worst and procured a beautiful lady to hold me down.

Naturally, under those circumstances I was good as gold.

p.s. I may be a little bit more overweight than I was 6 months ago.
But more of me to love, right?