Timepiece 04

Perhaps all watches should carry this warning??

NB This is not a dig at Igor for lying on the sofa watching The Tour yesterday. He was only following the orders I gave him before I left for the train. If I hadn't been in Chester he would have done even less. I would have served him the Ben and Jerry (in a dish, not in the tub!!) and the indent in the sofa would have been even deeper.