Horrified at his reading material

I spotted this- it's from an old paper probably from my parents house (I don't get newspapers- terribly old fashioned way of staying up to date with the world...) when I was giving Leo new reading/tearing up material. He claims he's neither a pest nor particularly tasty. I believe him.

I tried to make zoodles/coodles today (coodles being the UK version, and a cuter name I think). Just turned to mush. Muddles? I made the right decision, not choosing a career as a chef.