No Tresspassing

things overheard in my classroom at the end of the day
a.k.a. things that lighten up a miserable day

Key Players
JM (all said in a slow, spaced-out manner, and dead serious)
Jesus (Hispanic boy, not the Son of God)
Me
Girl Across The Room 1 (GATR1)
Girl Across The Room 2 (GATR2)

Jesus: Boy, you best put down my backpack!
Me: Jesus, is that the best way to handle someone touching your belongings?
JM: Yeah, God hates meanies.
Jesus: God hates mayonnaise?!? Why?!?
JM: Noooooooo, God hates meanies.
GATR1: Does he hate mustard and ketchup too?
GATR2: Is it because it is fattening?
Me: No. No one is saying God hates mayonnaise.


Other quotes from JM
Me: Did you take a test on that book yesterday?
JM: I don't know. When I go to sleep at night, my brain erases.

JM (first thing in the morning): I lost my backpack
Me: When?
JM: ....(blank stare)
Me: Did you have it last night? Did you have it this morning? Did it come to school with you?
JM: I had it on the bus.
Me: You left it on the bus?
JM: No, when I was walking off the bus, it fell off of me, but I didn't know until now.
Me: Let, me get this straight. You did not feel the backpack fall off of you?
JM: No.
Me: You did not notice there was nothing on your back?
JM: No.
Me: I don't know what to say to that. I guess you can ask the office if someone turned it in.

Next Day
JM: I found my backpack.
Me: Where was it?
JM: At home.
Me: Perfect.


For facebook users, other pictures from today:
fence
sunset