Au revoir, Brasil

…Clapham

Au revoir, Brasil, until our Olympics rendezvous.

I love you still but you’ve left me on the horns of a dilemma: Argentina or Germany? I’ve resolved it using the Living Pope test.

It means that I won’t be praying for an Argentine victory but I will be praying for a crushing, mangling, annihilating German defeat: Argentina 7, Germany 1 - please God.