Tour de Mish

There is this thing on in England at the moment called Tour de France. So why is isn't it called Tour de England you might ask?

I don't know.

EDIT: I'm told the bike race thingy has gone to France, and that's why they call it the Tour de France. What would I know? I'm only a small black dog, and I don't even come from France - or England.

What I do know is that THEY sat me on this bike thing (which was extremely dodgy) and took a picture. Luckily the bow in my hair matches the cover on the bike seat. Otherwise I wouldn't have done it.

And why do I have a bow in my hair - well, I do know the answer to that. I went to the hairdresser this morning for my monthly trim. As a result I look adorable. Even more adorable that I usually look - and also half the size so I really don't need to go on a diet thank you very much.

THEY are eating cake, and won't give ME a bit. So mean!