Growing old disgracefully

By GOD

MOLEY

I've lived almost all my life in or on the edge of the countryside, yet this is the first time I have ever seen a mole. Sadly, he was a ex mole.

Our lovely Canadian friends flew off to Ireland this morning, but before we expired of loneliness our clever big brother arrived. Later, my son and heir walked along the cycle track for a while, finding this poor wee thing. I don't know how he died. I didn't even know they could cycle.

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