Not Again!

Dylan;: So do you think Andy Murray will win the final today?
Bandit: He can't Dylan. He was knocked out!
Dylan: What? He's a boxer! I thought he played tennis!
Bandit: He does play tennis. He lost in an earlier round.
Dylan: That's a pity. Did you hear his mum on Desert Island Discs the other week.
Bandit: I did. This great track was one of her choices.
Dylan: What's wrong with "him" today. He seems even grumpier than usual.
Bandit: He thinks he has a cold coming on.
Dylan: Oh no! Remember the last time he had a cold!
Bandit: He phoned up the doctor six times!
Dylan: He bought seven different cough mixtures!
Bandit: And he posted a daily bulletin on the front door!
Dylan: What are you doing for the rest of the day?
Bandit: I haven't been sleeping too well so I'm going to put on the British Grand Prix!!!!


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