We've been barred!

Jack: That's the last time I go anywhere with you!

Victor: It's not my fault Jack!

Jack: Not your fault?! It wasn't me getting drunk and dancing on the tables getting spaghetti everywhere!

Victor: One of the strands got caught on my foot and the next thing the whole bowl flew up in the air.

Jack: Oh aye! It landed on that woman's head who was sat by the door. (Well the rest of her was sat by the door too, not just her head....)

Victor: *sighing* We did try to make amends!

Jack: Not very well! You bent over and pooped in her handbag and then slipped on the spaghetti and finished up with your beak stuck in her cleavage!

Victor: *blushing* I don't suppose we'll be allowed back there again.

Jack: No. We are all banned from every restaurant and bar in Ayrshire now.

Victor: Time to head back to Glasgow then...

Track? An old favourite from Jack Bruce, Ginger Baker and Gary Moore (BBM) - Waiting In The Wings