Slaughter on the Common.

Bill: "That's the third sheep this week that Cerberus has killed, Ethel."

Ethel: "Aye, well......when we got him from Jeannie she did warn us of his bloodlust."

Bill: "We'll have to be careful next week, the children are dressing up for their version of 'Little Beau Peep' at the village fete."

Ethel: "Och, it'll be fine, Bill, don't worry. Fancy a mutton sandwich?