The Loo Network

Harry Potter had the Floo Network which connected the households of the wizard community. To travel through the Floo Network, you used Floo Powder. This was great, but had limitations, i.e. it couldn't take you anywhere you wanted to go and was only usable if you were in the house of a wizard and wanted to travel to the house of a wizard.

I give you the Loo Network. It allows you to travel anywhere in the world with a toilet seat and herein lies its beauty; you only need the seat to access the Loo Network, so it is truly portable. Like the Floo Netork, a bit of magic is required to operate the Loo Network, the key being Loo Paper. From the UK, one sheet will get you anywhere in Europe, two sheets anywhere in the Americas and for a measly three sheets, you can get to the Asia pacific region. I've just purchased a bumper pack from Asda. You may not see me on blip for several weeks unless I can access broadband on my travels.

On more down to earth matters, Tim met up with his new lady friend (Andrea) twice over the weekend, and as a gauge of the direction this relationship is taking:

~ He is cleaning and decorating his house - we've been encouraging him to do this for the last 10 years to no avail
~ He is planning on getting joint membership for the gym
~ He is back on the 5:2 diet
~ Andrea has accepted his invite to our badminton Xmas dinner

Things are moving at a pace for a man who said that they were going to take things slowly. I think I had better start drafting my best man's speech.

This is for DDW's Props Challenge Week 1. A picture a day using the same prop, this week; a toilet seat. There may be bottoms.