Hob Knob

Big Hob: Tiny Hob.

(silence)

Big Hob: Tiny Hob.

(silence)

Big Hob: I'm talking to you, pal-o.

(Tiny Hob sighs with a glow of resignation)

Big Hob: Tiny Hob.

Tiny Hob: Go away.

Big Hob: Oi. Tiny Hob.

Tiny Hob: What.

Big Hob: Tiny Hob.

Tiny Hob: What!

Big Hob: Tiny Hob!

Tiny Hob: WHAT!!! Look! Just shut up!

(30 seconds pass)

Big Hob: Tiny Hob.

(Silence)

Big Hob: Tiny Hob.

(Silence)

Big Hob: Tiny Hob.

Tiny Hob: This had better be good! (Through gritted..... flame.... teeth)

Big Hob: Tiny Hob.

(Silence)

Big Hob: Do you like fridges?

(long pause)

Small Hob: I hate you, Big Hob. I've always hated you.