As we speak.

My new toy has already seen two kills!

I don't think little sucker is the correct name for it 'Little' - yes, 'sucker' - I would change one letter to describe the dirty little flies that this 'little sucker' kills.

It's a wonderful thing this bug bat, It's electric and works off batteries. it's great fun, you play tennis its like a tennis racket and you swat the flies. If you get one it cracks, then sparks and if left long enough the fly burns. Not a nice end to one of gods creatures, and I am sorry I cannot speak of them fondly but they I hate them with a passion so I am going to play with my 'little sucker' there are two flying around as we speak.

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