Dog TV

The boring old television set in the corner is usually not on my radar. A lot of yada yada - uninteresting but harmless. I always keep an eye out, though. Today, all of a sudden, there were dogs in it.

I sat and watched and barked in all the appropriate places, according to mum like a lit candle, for forty-five minutes. British documentary. How do you know they are dogs when you can't smell them, she asks. Mum, you've got a gazillion things to learn about dogs, but I love you anyway, I reply. We're really smart, you know...