Pilling Sands.

My mother in law is so fat when she's on the beach the tide can't get in.

That was an old joke from the Les Dawson era.

My mother in law is not fat at all but if she wants to walk on the beach the tide has to wait.

This is her with her 2 lurchers and our 2 terriers on the flat sands at Pilling nr Lacaster.