Calamity (Jane)

Blmey!

What a start to the day.

In the shower, getting ready for the trials and tribulations of the thing we call work (5.30am) I heard an almighty thumping sound followed by a human caterwaul of groans.

Dashing to the head of our stairwell, I found my darling wife had taken a tumble, heid first, from top to bottom as she attempted to reach the toilet on the lower level.

A bruised backside and a cut to her left eye - the latter dislodging my beautiful bannister (see blip).

The good news is that the woodwork can be repaired! Yay!

The wife? She'll survive.