Chariots of fur

It's like watching Jimmy Krankie trying to catch Usain Bolt. You've got to love a trier though and he's nothing if not trying.

Wrote a stunningly incisive creative brief this morning while Mrs Smith was wheeling bags of gravel around the garden and doing some painting. I made her a cup of tea though to show willing.

This afternoon we will be watching the twins playing cadavers in a school version of Burke and Hare before heading in to Edinburgh to patronise the arts.