Sportsing

Teddy watched a football match this evening.

He wasn't impressed by his mother's homeland team.

"Your footballers are pussies, Mum."
"All footballers are pussies, my pet. Some are just pussier than others."

I fear he may have overheard me call someone a wuss. Ooops. Still, it's better than the "What's a bloody peasant, Mum?" It's probably best I don't drive a car anymore.