Cooling down...

Step One: Pretend to drink from the pond
Step Two: Look around to see if anyone has spotted you
Step Three: Gently step into the pond in one quick move and swim around smiling and drinking
Step Four: Pretend not to hear when Dad starts shouting at you to get out of the pond and keep swimming
Step Five: Get out when you're ready to get out
Step Six: Shake
Step Seven: Roll over to cover yourself in grass cuttings
Step Eight: Sulk when Dad has to hose you down to remove grass and pond crap!