Home Advantage

Homework, I told Charlie we had a home advantage with the coast to coast homework.

He was unsure of home advantage, so I put it in footballing terms, of Brazil and the home crowd advantage.

He wasn't quite sure, so I said all those people in Brazil shirts helps the team win. We have a house by the sea..... Coast to Coast homework, we don't need to win.... (homework no one really gives a shit)... but it is at our feet........ we have spent hours trawling that beach for shite to put on a shoe box, home advantage.

I think, when we glued the crab shell on he got it.