Little Princess On Board!

"I am a Tiger! Rrrrrr! What are you? A Tiger! With four wheel drive capability. I'm an off-road Tiger. In steel. Rrrrr! No-one can mess with me. I've got testosterone that would terrify James Bond. I am so manly I need a man's car to make my way around the city. I need something big. Something masculine. Because I'm so big and masculine and like a Tiger. Rrrrrr! Get out of my way peasants, you are but wildebeest or gazelles or... or... aardvarks before my Tigerish manliness displayed by my four wheel drive masculinitivity. I am the hunter gatherer. I provide, because I am a man. I am... What? What's that darlin'? Oh, we forgot to make your packed lunch? Doesn't mummy normally do that?"

Well the school run is dog eat dog...