Avoiding Confusion

Just as well The Lovely Ange and I have the same phone.

Except mine is quad-band.
Oh? Mine isn't.
Yes it is.
No it isn't, 'cos then it would have worked when I was in the States
Did you turn it on when you were there?
No
So....

Anyway. The only reliable way to claim who's phone it is is that I put on my phone one of those stupid stickers they put on apples. The ones so that we know it's an apple when we buy it. And so we know it's "Yummy!" since they sometimes put that on the sticker as well.

But "they" are smarter than us so must know what's good for us and what isn't.

it's an apple? Really? And it's "Yummy!"? Damn! Better buy one then!