Oops I did it again

I believe I was born clumsy.
Bumping into things, dropping things, knocking things over.
Dropped a plate onto another plate the other day, breaking one plate.
The one that had my dinner on it.

Oh well, more room in the cupboard.
So today I did it again.

Knocked over this bottle of hand wash on the kitchen sink.
No harm done.

In all my spills and bumps I have never suffered a broken bone. Never injured myself, even when I was knocked over by a double decker bus, my fault.
Not even, when as a child , my mother ran me over in her Morris Minor.
Now there was a car.