The rules

This Saturday the football team I play for is having a golf day. The format is the same as the Ryder cup. USA vs Europe. We have t-shirts specially made and this is a picture of the rules for the day.

The rules stipulate what time we're being picked up, how many beers we have each for the day and who's sharing clubs (there's only about 3 lads that actually play golf!).

My favourite section on the rules is FAQs:
1. Can you drink beer on the course? Yes but no littering
2. Can you urinate on the course? Yes but behind trees only.
3. Can you take a dump on the course? No.

Can't say fairer than that.

Finally, RIP Rik Mayall. 'I don't wear underpants cos they haven't made any big enough to take the job on. Woof'