Drinka pinta milka day.....

.....because tomorrow we die.....
RIP Rik Mayall

Advertising probably NOT sponsored by the Milk Marketing Board
.....and I blame Maggie Thatcher/milk snatcher for possibly impairing 'Independant' (sic) Carol's spelling/proof reading skills at a crucial stage in her development.
Just because I still can.....and I don't think Rik would mind.....

Bloody hell....a blip in the bag before 8am, I'll probably regret that later........

EDIT: Here's some somewhat more uplifting vintage milk advertising campaigns from DairyGB in an attempt to redress the balance.