Where's ma horse ?

Kenny from Kentish Town recycling centre gave me this wooden ( Chinese ?) man, I really like him. His legs are wide apart , this is because he used to sit upon a wooden horse. The horse was in a lot worse shape than the man, so I didn't get it. It's being recycled.

Now I have to think of something to sit him on so he doesn't look so awkward. Suggestions on a postcard.