help!?

(feeling down?...need somebody to help you get your feet back on the ground?...
has your life changed in oh so many ways?...
independence seems to have vanished in the haze?
well, don't look at me...what you need is a self-help book!!...)








“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
George Carlin



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