With regret Victor, you're deleted

I know it's a 'classic'
I know they turned it into a massively successful musical (God alone knows how)
Honestly I really really tried, got halfway through and I have had to give up
It just keeps on jumping all over the place and time, got no problem with random time jumps (had NO problem with The Time Traveller's Wife)
People keep on coming and going and what was the pages and pages and pages about the Battle of Waterloo all about?
But most unforgivable of all, it's sooooo bloody boring!!
Sorry Victor