Faux-Mashed Potatoes by Butternut Squash

I'm on a special Detox Plan. It invoves eating vegtables for 6 days, then adding in some grains for 5 days, and then, adding in some fresh protein sources.

The eating part isn't the hard part, though. It's the quitting caffeine part that sucks, as samples from my Twitter feed will express best:

"I hate you all"

"Where have you been all my life, Liver Flush?"

"OK, who'se the wise ass who placed a bag of yogurt covered pretzels in my cube? I don't get mad, I get even."

"I'm beginning to like the taste of hot water, lemon, cayenne pepper, and maple syrup, it's so much better than coffee! "

Anyway, tonights dinner was Butternut squash. I cut it all up, boiled it, then fried some onions and garlic and mixed it all together like mashed potatoes. It's actually pretty good. Just needs some chicken to go with it, or ma burger.

I'd kill for a burger with onion rings right now.