I had

A visit from the Aliens today, haven't they got big hands
Im afraid we had a bit of a scuffle and I had to practice
my martial arts on them, I used Aikido,Judo,Jujitsu
Karate,Kendo and Kyudu and accidentally chopped
this hand off, but they quickly got it back on, I thought
I should make it up to them and asked them if they would
like to stay for lunch, they requested wait for it..........
Sausage mash and onion gravy how odd is that, i sent
one of them to the butcher for 2 thousand sausages as
they have maaahooooosive appitites, he was back here
in the shake of a lambs tail..so fast.................................
The End
Hope your all having a good day :-)))x
no fresh ginger was harmed in this blip