One Horse Power Lawn Mower - out of control!

With mum's lawn mower out of action (dead battery). We have employed Badger to mow the orchard.

He seems more intent on pruning the trees.

I forgot to tell you of the funny incident during the filming of Midsomer Murders at my cottage on Tuesday.

I came home at lunchtime to check everything was OK, and to take the dog out for a quick walk.
The director let me into the house between takes, and locked me in, so I wouldn't interrupt filming.
I decided I need to use the loo, and just as I started, I heard the word:
"Action......"

Panic set in, as, unable to stop in mid flow, I tried my best - but failed to wee silently.

If you hear the tinkling sound of flowing water during episode 2 of the next series, you'll know what it is!!!!