Spring Bored.....

Yesterday, I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened a letter from Head Office, congratulating me on my exceptional performance in 2013, and awarding me a bonus of...£4200. I immediately planned a trip to Iceland to see the frozen north.

Once I put my glasses on, however, I saw that it was actually a bonus of £42.oo. I immediately planned a trip to Iceland, to see the frozen chips.....

(And no, for once, I'm not exaggerating wildly.....!)