Sod it!

Mr A (& indeed all the MUTV staff) has been given this work; it's a piece of the turf from Old Trafford, encased in glass.

Not content with one bit of grass in glass, he's been on eBay and bought a piece of 'hallowed turf' from the old Wembley Stadium.
This came with a certificate of authenticity, signed by Sir Geoff Hurst.

I'm drawing the line at these two.
Any more and Mr A might be turfed out!