Not a jammee dodger

Preparation for a long night at work was to stay in bed for as long as possible this morning.
But thanks to the sunniest day of the year so far that proved impossible as I just got hot and the sun tried to bore its way through my eyelids.
Still, Laura came home at lunchtime to provide me some entertainment by dropping half of her jam covered muffin onto Hodge (or is it Heg?) here. She then tried to convince me that the hedgehog slipper was trying to steal said muffin. I think it needs a wash.

It obviously didn't get out of the way quickly enough to dodge the jam......