The Albuquerque International Airport

...has to be the deadest airport anywhere. There's not too many flights out after 8 pm and our 11:50 flight to JFK is the only flight after 10.

We arrived a bit early, figuring on having a nightcap at an airport bar. No such luck: the bars close @ 8.
I'll say it again, just to emphasize what has to be the most ridiculous thing I've experienced in I can't remember how long: the bars close at 8.

We'll be in Manhattan before 7 am. We'll be just fine.