Pooter

This morning someone asked me for a refund on something they'd bought a year and three months ago. Then I spewed. Not at the ridiculous request.

Another day of nonsense. At least the nut is enjoying his new toy, it's a device that enables you to suck up small bugs into a jar. Growing up, I constructed one using my bible if that time, 'the amateur naturalist' by Gerald Durrell. The nut is not investigating the bugs in any way, he just enjoys the pure unadulterated joy of sucking them up. Then releasing them, and sucking more up.

I tried it out and inhaled two aphids and an ant. My life.