A, you're adorable B, you're so beautiful
On our trips round North Carolina, we spent many a happy hour in the shopping mecca which is Walmart.
Apart from playing the typical "Spot the Special Walmart Shopper", we dug up Supersized marshmallows for toasting round the camp fire (for the Scouts); a Sandwich Toaster for CampFires (For the Scouts); packets of shredded beef soaked in Jack Daniels, 2 gallon bottles of wine, a Bear Grylls Super Machete
And before you ask, yes, we did bring them all back in our suitcase... imagine our joy when we unpacked at home, and found "Homeland Security Transport Administration Authority" notelets in the middle of the bag. Yes, they had opened our bags in the luggage area and checked everything. Thank god the machete was wrapped inside the luminous thongs. My arse is so big, the completely missed it.
Our of all the tack they had, I found something to treasure.
This mug.
This mug which shouted out to me..
"Hey, Look, I Sum Up Everything About Tooli".
She doesn't need to have it in her flat. I have it here, so that when I look at it, I think of my weird wee baby.
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