crime scene
Perfidious Infamy.
What a terrible start to the new year. A snowman stabbed with a carrot in my own garden.
I can tell you that when I found this a chill ran right through me.
The police aren't interested - they say it's a cold case.
The local paper was positively frosty when I suggested they do a scoop. Also said that they couldn't do much since he had flaked it.
The hospital suggested an ice pack but on no account was I to remove the carrot.
trying to stay detached, I was fascinated to see that snowmen don't really have blood - it was chilli.
INFAMY! INFAMY! They've all got it in for me.
Sorry. I promise never to quote Kenneth again.
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