the WORST alfredo sauce recipe. ever.

Things I learned today:

1. Do not make large quantities of a recipe you have never tried before.

2. Do not trust internet recipes implicitly.

3. Try to use real butter instead of margarine even if the recipe says you can use either. Ugly yellow color + unmixability.

4. Just buy a jar from the store.

That is the real color. And in my defense, I followed the recipe. Did not vary from it.