"Get a bloomin move on" !!!

Passenger.. "Does this bus go to London?".... driver "no sir"... Passenger.."but it says London on the front"... driver.. "really, it says baked beans on the side......."

What a hoot.. on the no 12 bus home.. coming over the 'Downs'.. this tractor verge-grass-trimmer suddenly appeared doing about 5mph on the narrowest part of the hill.. which went on for ages.. the chap in front of me started hollering & waving his arms at the tractor driver.. the wind was howling & the rain was beating on the window.. it just seemed to make his impatience worse.. As i was sitting a whisker behind him and trying not to snigger at his comic futile arm waving... i whipped my wee compact out.. and 'click'.. got the poor fellow... he he..the whole bus saw me.. but he didnt !