Nullpunkt

One of my favourite times of the year, it's Eurovision tonight - woot! Lots of cheesy comestibles, cheesy songs and lots of booing as the Baltic countries vote for each other.

As much I kinda like our entry this year, that it's not atypical and relatively catchy, I'm not sure if it will stand out from the crowd. No male/female in a dress with a beard.

When the inevitable happens and we're stuck at the bottom of the score board with our null points, I start cheering Germany.

Only 25% of my heritage allows me to cheer on a non UK entry, but to make up for it I have served up an atypical UK scene. A bit grey around the edges, but still looking fabulous darling.

Nieder mit Elaiza, und bis die Briten! And excuse me whilst I put my masculinity in a box for the evening.

CHEEEEEEESE!