Little house on the prarie

They let me look inside and it's got a table and benches and a sink and there's a loo next door. I would like to try living in something as small as this. I wonder how long before I went mad?

The drainage pipes have been buried underneath the road today. We are not sure how effective they are going to be at preventing the 30ft puddle that blocks the road every winter. Ah well, they tried.