Cheeky

Pheasant on the rockery, I ran outside like a mad women
and chased it all round the garden and it tried to kill me
with it's beak, I was sooo terrified I ran into the house made
a cup of coffee got a large slab of chocolate caramel cake
and had to take to the sofa for the rest of the day, vicious
little critters...
Love is a beautiful bird
Soaring free across the sky
Shitting on cars
And eating shite from the ground
anon
It has taken me 35 million hours to get on here tonight
Hope your all having a great day :-)x