Is it art?

No, it's not.

Raindrops on the window. Still no encouragement to go outdoors.

Had a phone call from the owner of our wind-turbine. He agrees that it's crock. Probably get a visit tomorrow from the installers who'll either squirt WD40 all over it, twat it with a hammer or something else. I suspect they'll choose 'something else'. Disappointingly.