*BANG*

my grandad: "I have to savour this, I haven't had a roast dinner since last Christmas"
my grandma: "what about that one at the church?"
my grandad: "oh yes, the one last week. oh... mmmmmm, that was a good roast, though"


MERRY CHRISTMAS. I HOPE YOUR DAY WAS AS FANTASTIC AS MINE.
(coming up, Blackadder and The Royle Family. it just keeps getting better and better!!)