Not on my Watch!!

I've heard some rumor about a man coming through the fireplaces of the world on this night.

Being the American that I am I'm self-defending the house from this yearly intruder!

No milk and cookies for.......

UPDATE: I fell asleep in the middle of this post. He came in and presents were scattered about. I got a lump of coal for being naughty with my plans on keeping him out.

Thanks for all the amazing complements on my 365th blip yesterday.

And Happy Christmas everyone!