the mark of the amateur

A toilet can be surprisingly sharp, if it's been wrenched out sufficiently hard to snap the back of it off. The new one comes with a plastic seat and lid, which would probably not survive too long being climbed onto for short people to wash their hands and being sat on by big people whilst dealing with shorter people in the bath of brushing their teeth when they sit on their wee wooden step-stool.

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