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911 was flooded with dozens of calls from local residents claiming to have spotted a shark in the Smoke River - despite statements from even the Vice President of Rain City High School and his wife, who were boating on the Smoke and claim to have been bumped by the shark, local police have found nothing and intend to treat the matter as a hoax. "The simple matter is that a salt water animal can't survive in fresh water," said one office. "That's all there is to it."