So it begins

One of D's colleagues brought this in for her today, so the wedding planning officially starts here. My favorite section is 'prepare an emergency kit', which includes the following items:

Bottled Water
Deodorant (invisible) - surely difficult to find in an emergency
Duct Tape
Electrical Cords
Fixative Spray
Hot Glue Gun and Glue Sticks
Matches
Protein Bars and Snacks

It reads more like emergency public information. And there was me thinking we would just have a few friends round for a beer and a sausage roll.