How Rude!

Julie: The council liked the name Writers of Worsley

Kate: We thought the acronym WOW was effective

Julie: Yes, it will look great on the flyer

Kate: We thought we could paint a huge W on each of Peter's buttocks and Bee will take a photo for you to use

As we all guffawed in the group, Catherine looked rather puzzled

Catherine: I don't understand

I'm not sure if it was funnier before I explained or afterwards. Very cheeky but hilarious. It was a good meeting and we all enjoyed it. I had written a short story using the song Downtown and I was quite pleased with it, I might tweak it about and maybe send it off to a magazine. Kate wasn't happy as Woman's Weekly had rejected one of her stories, I still haven't heard from them so fingers crossed they liked mine.

Ellen sent me a text as I was leaving the library to say the kettle was on so I nipped round for a cuppa and a chat. I told her about my tittytrauma yesterday and also how my blood pressure had been slightly high so I have to go and have it taken by the doctor. Ellen may not have worked in a hospital for nearly twenty years but you can never take the nurse out of a girl, she whipped her sphygmomanometer out and took a reading...it was even higher!!! I couldn't make an appointment with the doc due to their crazy system. I could make one for two weeks in the future or phone at 8am in the morning to get one on the day or for 48hrs ahead...no lie in tomorow then ha ha.

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